A 🍆 has a sad life his hair is always messy, his family is nuts, his neighbour is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy and his owner beats him.
you made me realise that having feelings and a heart won’t get you anywhere. that’s why we will never date or interact. I want you to stay as far as you can from me and don’t even come out with the “but you’re texting me rn” “but you haven’t blocked me on roblox bc you want me to reach out though” kinda excuses because you know damn well why i’m still here. besides i’m so fcking angry at you and your friends for ruining my academic career over a stupid fcking thing (unrequited drama) and you’re all going to pay for this as soon as i know how exactly to move forward with the plan. you will never bring me back from the dead i’d like to stay in the ground and fck whoever i want and that’s none of your business. leave me alone
Guys my junior asked me if she could try some of the energy drink I was drinking (monster) during our debate competition and I said no cause she’s still young (14ish) it was also 8 flipping pm 😭 my frien said I should have just let her try like a sip but am I wrong?
Imagine you go to tell your mum something already,nervous,scared pracitacly having a panic attack,so you tell her something and she laughs!!!