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I think I might have some sort of mild allergy to like ham or something. Every time I eat it my gums get so fucking itchy it doesn't reach my throat or anything so it never feels like something I need to address it's just so mildly annoying. Idk I also just assumed when I was younger everyone's mouth itched when they ate steak or ham. Never giving either of those things up anyway

Springtime 1977, I was laughing on my grandmother’s front stoop in Queens. I can’t recall what was so funny, but I remember this: falling off the stoop and chipping my newly minted front tooth. I ran inside to show my mother and grandmother. Panic ensued. The dentist was called. Days later, I sat in Dr. Kornfeld’s office as he expertly repaired the chip. His handiwork has miraculously held for 45 years. My current dentist suggests that I replace the composite with something new, but I refuse. My smile remains a tiny memorial to a kindly, skilled dentist I’ll never see again.

"Wish I could close my eyes and not have to see you smilin', yeah, Yeah, cant get you outta my head. You're dancing all around it, boy you got me surrounded, yeah, yeah, cant get you outta my head"

I NEED TO FLIRT WITH A WOMAN AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOT IF I DONT GET TO FLORT WITH SOMEONE IN THE NEXT 24 HOURS I WILL FLIP 🥹🥹🥹

what am i supposed to do? fly to you and propose on one knee? send you flowers and a nice letter attached to a box of chocolate bites? kill the demogorgon to make you happy? ottoke lola, you’re making it hard to fight for this love